Kagami Yoshimizu Theater
Okay, let's do this!
Let's go!
- Grr!
- Quit screwing around and start!
Aimai san senchi sorya punitte koto kai? Choh!
The ambiguous 3cm? Does that mean it's plushy? Wait!
Rappingu ga seifuku dafuritte koto nai bun
The wrapping is a uniform, argh, it's not an act, pooh
Ganbacchau yacchacchau
Gotta do your best, gotta just do it
Sontokkya chanto release yo
That's time to catch 'n' release, eek
Ase (whoop) ase (whoop)
Between sweat (whoop) sweat (whoop)
No tanima ni darlin' darlin' freeze!
Darlin', darlin', freeze!
Nan kataru nan taberu
Kinda lethargic, something's kinda comin' out
Aishiteiru are ikko ga chigatte run run
I love you... Oh wait, one of those was different
Nayamibou koutetsubou
Worrywarts, high metal bars
Oishinbou iikagen ni shinasai!
Tasty thoughts... And that's enough!
Tondetta aitsu no hoteru karadatte
The heated body of that flying you-know-who
Iwayuru futsuu na onna no ko
It's what you call a normal girlie
Odoroita atashi dake?
Am I the only one surprised?
Tonkotsu harigane okawari
Seconds on pork-bone broth ramen with wire-hard noodles
Da da da da da
Bonbon ouendan
Pom-poms cheer squad
Let's get cherry pie
Ranran kangeikai
Happy fun welcoming party
Look up! Sensation
Hai! Sonzaikan tenten shouwakusei
Yeah! Feeling of existence, dot dot small planet
Butsukatte tokemashita bouzen
Collided and it melted away, in total awe
Ooini utatte shi-ranger!
Go all out to sing, shi-ranger!
Motteike!
Take it away!
Saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu
I should be the one who'll be laughing in the end
Serafuku dakara desu ketsuron
Because I have the sailor suit <- This is my conclusion
n n n n n n n n
Getsuyoubi nanoni!
It's only Monday!
Kigen warui no dou suru yo?
Already in a bad mood? What to do?
Natsufuku ga ii nodesu kyawaii!
I really prefer the summer outfits <- kya! wah! good! (cute!) ♥
seifuku in san piece sorya matette chuucho da yan
Until we approach 3 pixels, no hesitations please *
Ganbatte harikitte
Do your best, be energetic
My darlin' darlin' please!
My darlin', darlin' please!
Since autumn is a time for reading,
I'm getting my hands on all sorts of books lately.
I see. But that's so unlike you.
Though I know it's for me to gain knowledge,
the expenses keep piling up...
You don't have to buy them. Why not borrow books from the library?
They'll have a lot of the books you want to read.
No, libraries wouldn't go to the extent of stocking up on manga...
Reading books, huh...
Reading BOOKS, huh...
That Feeling
Studying for exams
I can't concentrate.
Well, everyone needs to take a breather.
And a push of a button...
I'll take my mind off things a bit by playing my game.
Oh, it's Miss Kuroi.
"Hey! Don't fool around! Study!"
"I'll yell at you if your scores suck!"
Drat... I didn't realize that the siege had surrounded me this far.
That's asking for too much, ma'am...
When someone interrupts me like that, the game isn't as appealing.
Sigh.
Ma'am, how did you study for exams back when you were in school?
"When I couldn't concentrate, I played around or I slept."
"What you're doing is no different."
So it was the same for her.
"But, considering my circumstances, I'll have to be hard on you!"
I kinda see where she's coming from,
but somehow it seems so unfair!
This time around, I think I'll set goals
and make sure to work my way up.
Sis, can you teach me the things that I don't understand?
Then should we study together?
That's why, in this case, the value of x...
What is it?
I just thought about how the drama show is on air now.
I think today's episode was where
the main character gets written up in a weekly magazine,
and word spreads of her pregnancy...
So do you want to watch TV?
No, it's okay, I've got it recorded on video.
Here.
Let's see...
When there's one thing I'm not good at after another, I get sleepy!
Which means, you've been sleepy the entire time.
Maybe I shouldn't go full-throttle from the beginning after all.
I guess I'll call it a day today, you know?
Okay, your ambitions are getting lower and lower now.
I just can't concentrate, after all.
All right.
What's that? Tips on studying for exams?
I was just wondering how you went about it, Miyuki-san.
Let's see...
If you think about it too much,
I'm sure you will burn out from the stress.
In my case, I just try to behave as I usually do.
And so, I'm pretty confident this time around.
You know, feeling like I have a bigger heart?
Isn't your usual a bit on the risky side?
You haven't done anything, right?
What, even with such a cute face?
Yeah. And their hooked claws are poisonous.
I see... There was an unusually scary side.
S'up.
Oh, Kagami, how'd you do?
Not so well this time around.
Though I managed to stay in the top end of the class.
Even you have times like that, Kagami?
Sis was helping me out the whole time.
Thanks to that, I scored better than usual.
How about you?
Mysteriously enough, it was no good. I was pretty confident, too.
It's not mysterious at all. Or rather, it was practically inevitable.
Well, it was a feeling much similar
to birds of a feather flocking together...
For instance, Kagami and Miyuki-san are both class committee members.
Kagami and I both like to play games.
But the genres we play are different.
You like gal-games and RPGs, while I mostly play shooters.
I had thought that Tsukasa and I were the dumb ones,
but this time around, there was a bit of a difference between us.
Well, not doing so well doesn't bother me at all this time.
Worry about it at least a little bit!
If you lower your guard just because
everyone else did poorly, you'll get left behind.
Or rather...
This time, I didn't bet anything with Dad, so I'm not upset at all.
I'm sure you will never end up a decent adult.
If you want to be like Miyuki, you should take notes all the time,
not just around the exams.
Miyuki-san is very neat... she's a typical type A.
Oh, people say that often, but actually my blood type is O.
Really, type O? You don't look it.
Yes, but...
Blood Type Reader
According to this book,
there are many traits of type O blood that fit me.
For instance...
Like how type O people are childish and simple...
I think that fits me very well.
Type O people are forceful and greedy and stingy...
So Miyuki-san has a side like that too?
Konata, you're type A, right?
Yeah, though a lot of people mistake me for type B.
Type As care about their surroundings and the people they interact with.
They wish for peace in human relations?
Does this fit you at all?
I am too caring, and I notice all sorts of things!
Only when it concerns your hobbies.
I'm calm, and praise other people!
Only when your homework is involved.
You say that, but what's your blood type, Kagami?
Me?
I'm type B.
Someone that goes at her own pace, rude, derails often, contrary,
moody, and doesn't think things through.
Trying to say something?
Then, you're type AB, Tsukasa?
What do you mean, "Then?"
- Why?
- No, just a random thought. - Why?
- No, just a random thought.
From the image you get from your personalities,
Tsukasa looks like a type A, and Kagami looks like a type B.
We're both type B,
or rather, we're twins.
Oh, that's right. I overlooked that.
Aren't you the one who does things at her own pace?
When it comes to fortune-telling, there are many methods,
like with animals, or even with sushi.
Sushi Fortunes
What is your favorite sushi?
The fish you choose shows what kind of personality you have.
Sushi?
Let's see, Miyuki-san is...
Oh, so Miyuki is salmon roe.
She's posh even here.
I love salmon roe.
So, what about Tsukasa and I?
Cucumber roll...
Cucumber roll, huh?
Well, it is a type of sushi after all... That fits in pretty well.
And what about you?
Me?
Ginger?
You're ginger!
Don't make fun of the ginger!
Well, its presence is necessary in a sushi meal,
and the fortune says good things about it.
Yeah, she's right.
Even cucumber rolls are sushi, when you think about it...
Hello, Konata?
I'm making sure about that blood type talk from earlier today,
but fraternal twins can have different blood types,
so what you were thinking isn't completely wrong.
You might take me seriously, so I thought I'd mention it.
Well, thanks for being so polite. You really are honest.
Kagami, I'm starting to think you're a type A as well.
That's right, they were doing a psych test on TV the other day.
More like, those personality tests
get some things right and some wrong,
so no matter who ends up where,
you feel like the test results are close enough...
Kagami, if you keep saying such realistic things,
your life will definitely be boring!
Why can't you act more your age or something?
Oh, Tsukasa, you did pretty well this time.
Kagami, you seem to be dropping your pace a bit compared to usual.
But still, Kagami's scores were better...
Thank you for the hard work, both of you.
- How to put it... You both did your best and studied hard...
- Oh! Tsukasa, you did pretty well! - How to put it... You both did your best and studied hard...
- Oh! Tsukasa, you did pretty well!
But Kagami comes out on top after all.
Hey, Matsuri, can't you think about the atmosphere a bit...
Good morning!
Oh, good morning.
Kagami and Tsukasa, you're both doing so well. I'm jealous!
- Oh, no.
- Not at all... - Oh, no.
- Not at all...
I hear that both of you attend Ryouou, and furthermore,
your grades are at the top of the class!
If I could only get my child to be more like you!
I feel like I'm getting complimented as an extra to Sis... If I could only get my child to be more like you!
I feel like I'm getting complimented as an extra to Sis... Oh, it's really not much...
I can't honestly be happy about this! Oh, it's really not much...
I can't honestly be happy about this!
Lucky Star!
Since we're done with exams,
why don't we take our mind off things by going out and having a blast?
Oh, that sounds good!
Would you like to go see a movie for once?
What's playing in theaters now?
There's an amazing one playing now.
What kind?
In a way, it's splatter, and on top of that,
it has hints of a psycho-suspense thriller. A premium horror flick!
Oh, then let's go for that!
Okay, how about we go home first, and then meet up again later?
Let's do that, let's do that!
Splatter and psycho-horror in one! That's a good feeling right there!
That won't cheer me up... That won't cheer me up at all! Splatter and psycho-horror in one! That's a good feeling right there!
That won't cheer me up... That won't cheer me up at all! What do you mean by suspense?
We have some time left... What do you want to do?
Konata sure is running behind. Is she going to be late again?
Maybe so.
There's no way that she would show up before us, either.
Geez, the movie is going to start already!
When did you get there?
I didn't realize it was you until I saw that thing!
Well, it's time, so let's go in.
Oh, that's right, can you say that I'm your sister, Kagami?
Huh? Why?
Well, then I can get in on the children's price with less suspicion.
That brat! She always makes a fuss over her height,
but when times like this come around, she puts it to good use!
That was so scary, Takepi!
Oh, you're just so cute!
I'm a bit hungry.
You're right.
Tsukasa, you got hungry after screaming so much, right?
Yeah.
What should we eat?
How about a cake buffet?
Sounds good!
Buffet... The outskirts of a woman's desires!
There are so many different drinks and cakes.
No kidding.
I wonder if we can try one of every kind?
For you, Kagamin, it's a piece of cake.
We offer one-hour courses.
Drinks are over there in the drink corner,
and the cakes are in the showcases over there.
Please feel free to take what you like.
- Okay!
- Then, excuse me. - Okay!
- Then, excuse me.
Oh, and if you have an inordinate amount of food left on the plate,
there will be a separate charge for what you leave behind.
We'd like to warn you in advance.
- I see...
- Then, please relax and have a good time. - I see...
- Then, please relax and have a good time.
I wonder what an inordinate amount of leftovers is...
There are people out there that take a ton and don't eat them all.
Come on, let's go.
Taking so much... Can you eat them all?
What? You too, Kagami...
This is normal when it comes to cakes.
I'm perfectly fine.
Thank you for the food!
This, too!
That, too!
This is getting a bit on the tough side...
We took too much, thinking we'd finish it just like the first round.
- A regretful retirement from the race...
- Peek. - A regretful retirement from the race...
- Peek.
But they'll charge extra if there's leftovers!
That's not good...
So painful... I can't...
Wah, our time is almost up!
Whoa, Kagamin, you've gone so far as to eat two pieces at once!
I mean, it would be a waste!
I can't...
Don't do that!
If you just go drinking water, you won't be able to eat more.
Now is the time to cram as much as you can down your throat,
and wash it all down at the very, very end with some water!
- I see.
- You too! Don't just sit there, eat at least a little bit! - I see.
- You too! Don't just sit there, eat at least a little bit!
I can't fit anymore in.
I'm sure some pudding or Bavarian cream will fit! Here!
Kagami, you should eat it.
I'm really on the edge too!
I tell you, I've already given up.
I'm sure you can wash it down with pudding!
Oh, man...
Now, hurry!
This won't cheer me up! This won't cheer me up at all!
I really can't eat anymore! This won't cheer me up! This won't cheer me up at all!
The exams are over, so I really
gamed my heart out for the first time in a while!
Thanks to that, I'm pretty sleepy.
If you could study that intently,
your test scores would be different.
The cute-girl games lately have lots of places to save,
but I just can't find a good place to stop.
After all, I'm the type that finishes all of it in one sitting.
I've always wondered,
but students can't buy games like that, right?
How do you buy them?
Dad buys them for me, you know?
Really!
Every time, I think your family is amazing, in all sorts of ways. Really!
Every time, I think your family is amazing, in all sorts of ways.
The dad goes out to buy such...
Or rather, the daughter shouldn't be asking.
And so, I'm sleepy.
Miyuki-san, you don't look like the type that plays games.
Oh, we don't have any game consoles,
but we do have a computer, so I play a small bit.
Oh, what kind of games do you play lately?
This is a surprise!
Things like Solitaire and Minesweeper.
I get excited every so often.
No... It's not a mistake, but Miyuki-san, that's not it!
But I kinda get it. With simple games like that,
somehow you end up getting really into it.
Yuki-chan, how good are your scores?
Solitaire depends on luck,
but I get over 10,000 points pretty often.
As for Minesweeper, I finally beat 100 seconds on Expert mode.
I see...
People like this really play stuff like that over and over.
There were all sorts of things going on in the world of sports this year.
Yes, that figure skater won the gold medal in the Winter Olympics,
and the high school baseball tournament really got rowdy
with such an amazing extra-innings game.
Yup, yup, you mean Prince Handkerchief, right?
Speaking of baseball, that player went to the US as well...
Hey, is the Japan Series already over?
- Way past.
- You're kidding! Were there any bargain sales this year?! - Way past.
- You're kidding! Were there any bargain sales this year?!
This year's Japan Series was between there and there,
so it didn't involve any supermarkets or department stores.
But they had sales that took advantage of it all.
But in the end, it was just blocks of ham on sale...
I think they did have that...
In any case, next year, I should keep an eye on it.
Knowing you, it's all about buying sweets and stuff, isn't it?
No, I mean stuff like salt, sugar, soy sauce...
All the condiments we use at home and stuff.
Well, I'm sure you wouldn't understand what I'm talking about!
Excuse me! I know that I'm bad at household chores!
Eye drops? Want me to help?
Oh, thank you so much.
Now, lie down face up.
Okay.
Now, relax.
Okay!
Then here goes.
Hey, don't be so tense.
Okay...
Oh, I'm sorry... It's not on purpose, but...
Your face is scary!
The problem with giveaways and stuff
is that it takes time for the goods to arrive.
That's where I found a way to enjoy giveaways twice, Kagamin.
What is it?
In the beginning, you enjoy it like a festival,
and then you get happy again when the goods arrive,
right around when you forgot you even entered.
See, what a deal! One piece, twice the yummy!
I hate waiting in the first place...
but I guess when you like something, you can be positive about it all.
Lucky Star!
Lucky Channel!
Morning luckies!
Hi! Today, we'd like to bring you Lucky Channel in a lively manner!
Time goes by so quickly, and this is already the ninth installment!
I'm Akira Kogami, your navigator!
And this is someone that will be called out by our producer Itoh,
like, "Shiraishi, come over here a sec."
What, really?
Devoting 100o% of my powers to being Akira-sama's assistant,
I'm Minoru Shiraishi.
Nice to see you all!
Now, today is the third time we'll be introducing a character.
This time, it will be Tsukasa Hiiragi!
Tamegoro gets all surprised with a wah! This time, it will be Tsukasa Hiiragi!
Tamegoro gets all surprised with a wah!
Are you a clumsy slow turtle?
Hiiragi... Finally...
I'm sorry.
Finally, things are picking up!
Yes! I feel we need to re-cinch our loincloths, and do our best.
Right, Akira-sama?
Loincloths?
You know, I am an idol after all,
so things like that are a little...
Think about that, okay?
Oh, that's right... Then...
How about we cinch the loincloths so hard we get wedgies...
You know, I may be going out of my way to say this,
but I'll tell you one thing.
Going out of your way?
When a comic can't manage anything but potty humor, it's all over.
I was a comic?
That, and coming up with the same topic.
You've been doing that a lot lately, so be careful.
- Sure...
- And so, - Sure...
what were we talking about today?
Oh, we were introducing Miss Tsukasa Hiiragi.
Oh, oh, oh, you mean that To Hea___...
Mi-Mi-Miracle...
- Kamig_____...
...Minorun-run! - Kamig_____...
...Minorun-run!
Right?
You'd really say that?
What is it... The character that seems like
an idol from the previous generation, right?
Oh, well, I guess so.
Well, Miss Tsukasa, if you say that she's an idol,
it's not the case that she wouldn't look like an idol.
Don't make me laugh!
Tsukasa Hiiragi is an idol?!
Where did you get that from?
You know, you've been working with me like this,
so why don't you learn what a true idol is all about, huh?
All right...
Tsukasa Hiiragi is only a healing-type with a face
that looks like she has no happiness, right?
I see... Maybe her face lacks happiness.
In this case, Tsukasa really doesn't matter here.
Not even my own father hit me before! In this case, Tsukasa really doesn't matter here.
I'll teach you right here the basic notions of what an idol is!
First off, how your photos are taken.
You know, this will be a learning experience for you as well,
so put some effort into listening up!
- Yes, ma'am!
- You know how you get your picture taken suddenly in the streets, right? - Yes, ma'am!
- You know how you get your picture taken suddenly in the streets, right?
Now, push down on the shutter.
A face lacking in happiness?
Well, it goes something like this.
Props are necessary items too.
It's best that you have them handy at all times.
- Where?
- That, and sometimes when you're walking down the street, - Where?
- That, and sometimes when you're walking down the street,
it'd be bad if someone caught a snap of you when you're off guard,
so you should be tense at all times.
And, make your teeth shine really white!
Shinjo!
...theater.
And then, the eyes should be as round as acorns, and wide open.
Express laughter with only this area.
- Scary...
- The expression should be made up as naturally as possible. - Scary...
- The expression should be made up as naturally as possible.
For instance, if a camera were to be suddenly pointed at you here...
Akira is so surprised!
Just like that.
I see... Naturally, huh...
That's right... Also, as a variation,
when you're leaving with a guy from a hot...
Too bad! It's time for us to say goodbye already!
And so, please send questions and praise to me, as well as
comments about the show to this segment, one after another!
We also accept submissions on the radio and on our homepage!
Yes. Now, see you again. Please look forward to the next episode!
Bye-nee!
A photo shoot! We had one!
Yes, we did one.
- How was it?
- I wore a pink cardigan and everything! - How was it?
- I wore a pink cardigan and everything!
Oh, you were so cute.
Thanks so much!
Is something the matter?
Not so? Everyone commented on the cuteness.
That's right, you were all worked up.
That's right... I was worked up. That's right, you were all worked up.
That's right... I was worked up.
You seemed to be having fun.
You know, kinda looking up at the camera...
And folding your hands together underneath your chin...
It was all very fun. Yeah.
Maybe you didn't get enough of it all?
Well, cross-dressing included, I can't get enough of all of it. Maybe you didn't get enough of it all?
Well, cross-dressing included, I can't get enough of all of it.
Did you check the photos?
No, I haven't.
- The manager checked the photos,
- Yes. Yes. - The manager checked the photos,
- Yes. Yes. - and mentioned that a couple shots were... problematic.
Well, I think I'm fine on that aspect,
because I have tons of photos of me while I'm hard...
Sorry, sorry, I made such an elementary mistake.
This time, I'll make sure to sing properly.
So she says, entering yet another song!
Lend that to me once in a while!
Here you go.
Did you guys decide on something, Tsukasa?
Hold on for a little bit longer.
I haven't done enough studying, so I don't know that many songs...
It's all right. I'll sing in the meanwhile, anyway.
Hey, can you sing something other than an anime song?
This one isn't an anime song.
I've heard this before somewhere.
What is it?
It's Kyon-Kyon.
I sang this song a lot with Dad back when.
So if it's not an anime song, it's an oldie?
What? Calling this an oldie would be an insult to Kyon-Kyon!
The encounter was in the wind, from the day I fell in love
Tsukasa, a simple song will do.
The encounter was in the wind, from the day I fell in love Like, a children's song.
The encounter was in the wind, from the day I fell in love
Before I realized it, my heart was longing for you
I'm looking in that area too, but...
Before I realized it, my heart was longing for you I'm terribly sorry.
Before I realized it, my heart was longing for you You don't have to fret so much.
Before I realized it, my heart was longing for you We still have a lot of time left.
Please don't cry, my loving heart, if my wishes were to come true
I want to get over the river of tears, and forget everything
A painful one-way romance, one that you aren't conscious of
Next Episode Preview
Now, what's with the next episode of Lucky Star?
Konata here.
In World 3-1 of Super xxxxx Bros.,
at the stairs close to the end of the stage,
when you step on the turtle that's coming down just right,
and keep hitting the A button to keep hopping and jumping
and kicking the turtle for infinite lives...
That's all good in and of itself,
but sometimes you accidentally go too far
and end up with more than 129 men,
and when you do, it's game over as soon as you die once.
That's not infinite lives!
But putting that snide remark aside, you know,
maybe it's an admonition about life, to do everything in moderation,
from that company located near Toufukuji Station.
Next episode: Desires
Desires
Please look forward to it!